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YOU NEVER LISTEN, DO YOU? Classic you. Well, I guess since we’re both here, I’d like to say: I can’t believe you found that. It was so small, and so at the bottom of the home page of my website, and I’m such a small artist, so it’s ridiculous that you even came to my […]